Read on to hear about my night drama…

So you may still be slightly peeved at my lack of commitment to the skype, which I am sorry about. But I also need to explain this to you so I don’t have to text it all cause that would be a fuckin mission especially on the shit keyboard of the torch…

So after a lengthy edit of Kath’s essay, it was 11:30. The plan for the morning is to wake up at 8:30 so obviously my sleep anxiety kicked in and I was like SHIT I GOTTA GET TO SLEEP. Then I realized that I hadn’t showered yet… which was an issue cause the day before I had rugby practice and I didn’t shower when I got back and it had been a while… 

**background to the next section: my eye has really been irritating me for the last 2 days (not my usual continuous itching…) it hurt like every time I blinked like right in the corner area. Anyways, so I called my Dad yesterday and he was like “if it’s not swollen, don’t worry about it” turns out I was looking in the wrong place…

So the next part of the story involves me looking again at my eye and being like KAY it hurts even more now what is le deal. So I realized that it is swollen on the TOP eyelid. And so I obvs hit up the internet for some facts cause it was like 11:30 and claus and mj aren’t that ragin. So I check and it told me to invert my eyelid and check for a foreign object. So obvs I got Erin and Matt to do it. So then Matt inverted my eyelid and erin snapped a pic and they were like IT LOOKS LIKE A PIMPLE. Then I almost cried. We did some extensive research and found out that it’s an internal sty… aka I basically have a pimple on the inside of my eyelid and it hurts like a bitch and is swollen, there is nothing you can do about it. 

ANYWAYS, so after emailing the pic off to mj and claus (and signing it “love your visually impaired daughter”) I was ready for the shower. So I get in there, doing a good leg shave when Matt pops his head in the washroom to tell me that Maddie is on the phone and she is crying. So then I was like OH SHIT I hope she and Peter didn’t break up… so I rush upstairs and Erin is on the phone with Maddie and she’s CRYING. So obvs the first thing I think of is SHIT someone is dead. Don’t worry, everyone is fine… sort of. 

Kay, so then I talked to maddie for about probs an hour about general crying things (very similar to my crying in the pizza pizza) which was nice cause I called her when I was crying about the same sort of things so we sort of passed off the torch there. Anyways, then we got to a good point in the convo where we were gossiping about things and so I go outside to the back porch. **Visual: I am wearing an XXL t shirt that says “we can make a difference if we try. You and I.” and a turbie twist in my hair, no bra. So we’re gossiping about life and also wondering what erin and matt are talking about. THEN Erin comes outside and is crying and tells us that her and matt sort of like broke up fully cause now they’re cutting all ties of communication and like acknowledged that it wasn’t working out… so that was sad for her. And also this is the funny part: he kinda thought he would sleep here tonight, but obvs after that convo he couldn’t so he’s sleeping in his car… hahahahaha sorry not funny but it is… ANYWAYS. So then we all just chatted and made everyone feel better. 

So now it’s 1:40 and I feel good about the fact that I am going to get up in like less than 7 hours and have to drink… NAT. But I do feel very good about controling 2 criers in one night. The only thing is like do I ALWAYS have to help people crying about their boy issues while I don’t even have a boy to have issues with!??????? Like uhm no. Stop. 

Anywayzzzzz, wish I coulda skyped ya but this is less so an acceptable time to be skyping. Love ya lots. Just so you know, I would toats stay up till 1:40 for you discussing why you’re sad and why you are insecure about your boy. 

Hope that novel wasn’t too long. 




Love and Affection - Matt White

Listened to it. Couldn’t finish it. Didn’t love it. 


Also, flash back to the worst night of my life. Can we just talk about how I actually looked GUD so that is especially rude that no one took an interest in me. 
That was quite stuck up of me but #sorrynotsorry

Also, flash back to the worst night of my life. Can we just talk about how I actually looked GUD so that is especially rude that no one took an interest in me. 

That was quite stuck up of me but #sorrynotsorry


I’d say this is going to be us at the beach tomorrow. Very realistic of our level of photography. And also the level of photogenic-osity we have. 

I’d say this is going to be us at the beach tomorrow. Very realistic of our level of photography. And also the level of photogenic-osity we have. 


THIS IS A GOSSIP RELEASE…

On Erin’s birthday night Eric Repke started dancing with Kathryn Weber. There were not many people on the dance floor. It got weird. Then they made out. Then he got her number. Then he was telling me how hot she is. I laughed on the inside. And the outside and said do you understand who we’re dealing with here. Let’s just say he said she was a good dancer. Never have I seen a more awkward human being in movement and person.

That is all. 


Baby, the last month has been high tide

I totally respected and loved that quote, friend. Then I realized that I think my boyfriend streak (and by that I mean LACK of boyfriend streak) has been intense for the past month, a lot more than usual, really. So I’m definitely not into that, and it’s especially not good to have when you’re home and you can’t reallyyyy even hook up with someone to kind of feel a bit better about the whole situation. 

**I really hope you understand what I mean by feel a bit better about the whole situation…


What doesn’t kill you makes you hotter.
The Betches. LOVE IT. 

I personally felt slightly worried/on a lower level when Dana said that she never has a problem with the “when to stop a BJ” problem. So when betcheslovethis provided me with this reply in their bro section I was on the moon with excitement and felt REALLY good with the ending part. 
You’re welcome. 

I personally felt slightly worried/on a lower level when Dana said that she never has a problem with the “when to stop a BJ” problem. So when betcheslovethis provided me with this reply in their bro section I was on the moon with excitement and felt REALLY good with the ending part. 

You’re welcome.